AIRPLANES VS WOMEN
- Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
- Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
- Airplanes don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go.’
- Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
- Airplanes operate inverted.
- Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
- Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
- Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
- Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
- Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
- Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
- Airplanes don’t complain if you hose them down.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
- Airplanes can get high without throwing up.
- Airplanes expect to be tied down.
- Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
- Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
- However, when airplanes go quiet, just like a woman, it’s a bad thing.