Tax $$$ at work...

[weinhous (Marty Weinhous)]

Dear Office of Homeland Security,

OK, IÂ have my duck taped. Now what do I do?

[mikerad (Michael Radomsky)]

Marty,

You quack me up!

• Mike.

[kwmoore (Kevin Moore)]

Duck and cover?

[airboy (Roger Freedman)]

Marty,

For more wacky ideas on security, http://www.physics.ucsb.edu/~airboy/homeland_humor.pdfclick here.

Cheers,
Roger

[airboy (Roger Freedman)]

Q: What did the Duck family have for tea?

A: Cream quackers.