On the lighter side...

I don’t think we on the forum appreciate the versatility of one Jeff.

After all,

Jeff “stomps bugs” and sometimes even “big bugs.”

Jeff is known to “drink ovaltine” which keeps him healthy considering he “sucks exhaust.”

Jeff also “eats Pizza” and “digs rodeo wrecks.” The latter no doubt a result of the fact that he “rode the titanic.” Alas, he cannot “drive 55”

Still, perhaps we should follow in his footseps: