As you might know, this is the year of the Cicada. “A what” you say?
The 17 year cycle is upon us and they will spring forth from the earth at a rate of up to 1,200,000 per acre, all flying through the air at the same time.
Has anybody had any experience with these critters?
Does the FAA have a designator for these flying tasty tidbits, like, “smoke, fog, mist, cicada’s”?
How will they be reported in a TAF or METAR. like "Exp -Ci, sm, etc?
Does BAM work on cidada’s?
If a cicada breaks through my windshield and kills me, should my wife pull the parachute, or will she be devoured too?
How do they taste on the barbeque?
Has Mike R allready taken a picture of one coming through his air intake?
Will they fit through an air intake?
How high do they fly?
Do they increase ground effect?
Are there any good limerics written about cicada’s, cause there are lots of possibilities?
I once knew a little cicada
who found a boy cicada who made her
she then learned to fly
she came toward my eye
so I opened my mouth and ate her.
etc., etc. or you do better.